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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: whitetailfanatic] #2744039 11/12/11 12:05 AM
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There is a name we use for a woman like that.....it has four letters and starts with a capital "C".



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: whitetailfanatic] #2744048 11/12/11 12:11 AM
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What an idiot. I would have been laughng in her face. Reminds me of an incident in Waco several years ago. A friend of mine and myself pulled into the handicapped spot at the grocery store. A lady pulled up and started letting him have it for parking there since people with problems needed that spot. He pulled up his pants, unhooked his prosthetic leg and threw it to her and said how about this for handicapped. She turned pale white, dropped his leg and walked away embarrased. I had to go pick up the leg.


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: Tye] #2744139 11/12/11 12:47 AM
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Now thats funny! What a crazy lady. I think my wife would have hit her!



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: Eland Slayer] #2744144 11/12/11 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted By: Eland Slayer
There is a name we use for a woman like that.....it has four letters and starts with a capital "C".



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: whitetailfanatic] #2744171 11/12/11 12:55 AM
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Prius gang!!!


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: TAT] #2744184 11/12/11 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted By: TAT
Now thats funny! What a crazy lady. I think my wife would have hit her!

I know my wife would have punched her ticket!..

Wonder how well the Prius hauls her HD body around...




Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: RKHarm24] #2744246 11/12/11 01:25 AM
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That lady would have left crying if she had said that to me with my kid in the car.

I live for moments like that.


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: whitetailfanatic] #2744261 11/12/11 01:30 AM
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i would have blow a @hit load of black smoke at her


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: michael rice] #2744363 11/12/11 02:05 AM
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Reminds me of the time I passed a car on my way home that was going 15 in a 45. Sure, there might have been a little cloud of smoke when I passed them, but it didn't hurt anybody. I parked in the driveway of my house and started walking inside. The guy in the car I passed had followed me home, and was walking up to my house with a baseball bat threatening to beat the sh*t out of me. I grabbed my Franchi I-12 and some buckshot and walked right back out the front door and told him to remove himself from my property or get shot. He hurried back to the car, never saw him again.


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: LonestarCobra] #2744610 11/12/11 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted By: LonestarCobra
What an idiot. I would have been laughng in her face. Reminds me of an incident in Waco several years ago. A friend of mine and myself pulled into the handicapped spot at the grocery store. A lady pulled up and started letting him have it for parking there since people with problems needed that spot. He pulled up his pants, unhooked his prosthetic leg and threw it to her and said how about this for handicapped. She turned pale white, dropped his leg and walked away embarrased. I had to go pick up the leg.


This would have been awesome! Not that your friend lost a leg, but I would pay money to see a pic of that woman's face standing there holding a leg! up


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: JakeinTX] #2744719 11/12/11 04:25 AM
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I was going down the road in town the other day and came up on these punk kids crossing the road. They were walking as slow as possible and just staring at me the whole time. No big deal, I let them cross and I eased up a little and punched it real hard. They were engulfed in black smoke. My 20 year old loved it. Looked in the mirror and saw them trying to get away from the smoke.


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: whitetailfanatic] #2744903 11/12/11 06:27 AM
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Dj Jones...Looks like there a HUGGE SOW somewhere in the midwest running a muck! Work your magic son.. She drives a hybrid and fairly busty so Look for piglets along side..no cutters but wears glasses, cant miss her.


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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: DirtyHarry] #2745278 11/12/11 02:43 PM
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Dj Jones...Looks like there a HUGGE SOW somewhere in the midwest running a muck! Work your magic son.. She drives a hybrid and fairly busty so Look for piglets along side..no cutters but wears glasses, cant miss her.


hahahahahaha rofl



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: nastynate] #2745301 11/12/11 02:50 PM
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Dj Jones...Looks like there a HUGGE SOW somewhere in the midwest running a muck! Work your magic son.. She drives a hybrid and fairly busty so Look for piglets along side..no cutters but wears glasses, cant miss her.


hahahahahaha rofl

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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: CAMO34] #2745326 11/12/11 02:56 PM
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Should have rolled a little coal! It is a game that me and my buddies play when driving to and from lunch everyday. Also after it rains splashing people. Too Funny!



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: bobcaslayer1] #2745410 11/12/11 03:41 PM
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Black smoke is a bonus for driving a diesel, it can come in handy.



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: LM1] #2745455 11/12/11 03:57 PM
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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: cxjcherokec] #2745479 11/12/11 04:07 PM
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That is greatness!!! roflmao up up



Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: whitetailfanatic] #2745517 11/12/11 04:28 PM
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I coach high school ball so yes,I'm a bus driver. After an away game 6 or 7 well behaved young men were standing in the road while we were exiting. They finally moved to the side of the road "wishing us well" and waving good bye with just one finger. Dang right after I pulled by them guys my bus started to miss. I dropped her in neutral , reved the engine real good and everything seemed just fine. So I put her back in drive and off we went. Hmmm, don't know what happened to them boys,,, could see nothing but smoke in the mirrow!


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: cxjcherokec] #2745841 11/12/11 07:08 PM
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I dont drive a diesel but thats greatness.



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: DeerSlayer31] #2745913 11/12/11 07:50 PM
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I'm sure she voted for Obama!!


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: cxjcherokec] #2745999 11/12/11 09:06 PM
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That was just wrong. I say this as I am wiping the snot I just blew out my nose from laughing so hard.



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Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: Ox190] #2748202 11/13/11 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By: Ox190
Yup, romp on it "I'm sorry what? I can't hear you? Can you say it a little louder?" ROMP "what? Can you repeat that?" ROMP "Is that English?" ROMP

There was far more pollution coming out of her mouth than the truck.


Can you say Noise Pollution!!



Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: THEBBC] #2748378 11/13/11 10:13 PM
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Are you F-ing kidding me? Call the cops, shake her up then watch her go.
I am with you,call the call the cops


Re: For all you diesel truck drivers!!! [Re: hoss77] #2748477 11/13/11 10:51 PM
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I would not have been able to control myself in that situation. It would have been a bad day for that fat beast. Im mad now thinking about it or what I would like to do to her. I wish she would have raised all that hell with me.


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