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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/23/18 02:41 PM
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word. He started to tremble and we had wild monkey relations all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said "What's for dinner, Zorro"
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/23/18 03:24 PM
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/23/18 06:57 PM
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/23/18 07:38 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/23/18 09:09 PM
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A for the joke. A+ for the visual aids.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/24/18 12:16 AM
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Ouch.
Good job with the visual aid.
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/24/18 11:44 AM
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/25/18 03:42 PM
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/25/18 07:39 PM
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/25/18 08:18 PM
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/28/18 05:01 PM
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Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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05/28/18 10:51 PM
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Love it but won't share it with my Wife.
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