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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

Posted By: Bass&More

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/23/18 02:41 PM

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word. He started to tremble and we had wild monkey relations all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said


"What's for dinner, Zorro"

wife peep

Posted By: Cast

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/23/18 03:24 PM

A-
Posted By: PMK

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/23/18 06:57 PM

Ha!
Posted By: Cajun Raider

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/23/18 07:38 PM

confused2
Posted By: Bar-D

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/23/18 09:09 PM

A for the joke. A+ for the visual aids. clap
Posted By: texasag93

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/24/18 12:16 AM

Ouch.

Good job with the visual aid.
Posted By: Dave Davidson

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/24/18 11:44 AM

Love it but won't share it with my Wife.
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/25/18 03:42 PM

roflmao
Posted By: CCBIRDDOGMAN

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/25/18 07:39 PM

I lol'd
Posted By: colt45-90

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/25/18 08:18 PM

visual's good
Posted By: tex70

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/28/18 05:01 PM

clap
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) - 05/28/18 10:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson
Love it but won't share it with my Wife.
aim wife
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