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 Re: Constipation
[Re: ntxtrapper]
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03/20/24 10:55 PM
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Subway with plenty of the lettuce if it’s the typical slimy brown type they have. It’s like a auto sear for your guts  LMAO!
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/20/24 11:23 PM
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txtrophy85
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Big ol’ plug of Copenhagen will get things moving too
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: txtrophy85]
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03/20/24 11:53 PM
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10 Gauge
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Big ol’ plug of Copenhagen will get things moving too Yes sir
1 Thessalonians 4:11-14
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Re: Constipation
[Re: John2]
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03/21/24 12:42 AM
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Jimbo1
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MiraLAX works the best for me. That's what hospitals use...good enough for me.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: TKM]
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03/21/24 12:44 AM
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kmon11
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Hard to believe this one was so far down the list.
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 12:53 AM
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Guy
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Back in the old days, when I saw my news paper in the morning would trigger it, I would grab it and run to the bathroom. Now days the sight of my iPhone just does not do it.
I miss those days, reading my news paper and pinching off a big one…
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 01:35 AM
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Few Dulcolax tablets and the fireworks start in a few hours.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 01:43 AM
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JimBridger
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I heard there is a new movie called Constipation but it hasn’t come out yet. 
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 01:54 AM
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rolyat.nosaj
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I get stopped up if I drink alcohol. Another great reason to stop drinking. I get back to normal if I eat fruit and raw veggies. Next day, 2 strong cups of black coffee and watch out.
Last edited by rolyat.nosaj; 03/21/24 01:55 AM.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 02:01 AM
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Thanks dogcatcher for that one......It was righteous. Busted my gut laughing but I am sure it works.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 02:28 AM
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Ramsey
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eat salad, drink fluids and get exercise
Big Beckett!!
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 04:31 AM
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HWY_MAN
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Small can of pork and beans.
Yes! A Weatherby does kill them deader.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 11:19 AM
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MiraLAX works the best for me. That's what hospitals use...good enough for me. Yep Store brand osmotic solution such as polyethylene glycol (similar to green anti-freeze's chemical name) was prescribed (it's over the counter now) by my surgeon way back when I had to get constipation related malfunctions repaired. Fiber-based drink mixes give me bad gas and terrible stomach issues so I avoid them. Eating a salad three times per week, a can of V8 (low sdium) a few times a week, and drinking more water keeps me from having to take medicine most of the time.
Pass the gravy.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: TKM]
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03/21/24 11:25 AM
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Pope&Young]
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03/21/24 11:47 AM
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My Yote toys,
Ruger 77 22-250
Foxpro 416B & numerous hand calls
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God would never send Firefighters to Hell because we would put the fire out!
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 12:32 PM
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NDN98
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Multiple cups of coffee daily help me go 30+ years without being constipated.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 12:49 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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Solid advice
Heard sugarless gummy bears work well to. ![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53601667343_471155c57e_b.jpg)
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Re: Constipation
[Re: reeltexan]
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03/21/24 12:53 PM
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DQ Kid
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Haven't found a food item that works any faster or more effectively. Buy the 2 pack with Tallsup fountain drink, copius amounts of their Taco sauce and let the good times flow inside of two hours. Have copius amounts of toilet paper on ready standby.....
Last edited by DQ Kid; 03/21/24 12:54 PM.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Pope&Young]
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03/21/24 02:50 PM
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Drink a 2oz bottle of Castor oil. Give it 30 minutes to 1 hour. With good aim, you'll be chitting through the eye of a needle at 20 yards 
SPACE FOR RENT
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 03:28 PM
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Fiber one breakfast bars will do it.
Shoot. Eat. Repeat.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
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03/21/24 04:10 PM
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Solid advice
Heard sugarless gummy bears work well to. I love campfire stories.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: RayBob]
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03/21/24 04:38 PM
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Solid advice
Heard sugarless gummy bears work well to. I love campfire stories. This reads as good as a Tritonman's response to an idiotic google review.
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Guy]
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03/21/24 07:42 PM
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Back in the old days, when I saw my news paper in the morning would trigger it, I would grab it and run to the bathroom. Now days the sight of my iPhone just does not do it.
I miss those days, reading my news paper and pinching off a big one… That remined me of a funny Seinfeld scene. Now I don't want anyone handing me their phone. 
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Re: Constipation
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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03/21/24 08:27 PM
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Buzzsaw
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+1 on sugar free gummies
Sorbitol will make you chit like a sick monkey.
SPACE FOR RENT
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Re: Constipation
[Re: rolyat.nosaj]
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03/21/24 09:53 PM
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I get stopped up if I drink alcohol. Another great reason to stop drinking. I get back to normal if I eat fruit and raw veggies. Next day, 2 strong cups of black coffee and watch out. This^^^^^^^
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