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Oldie but goodie
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06/21/18 11:12 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’ ‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’ ‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/21/18 11:26 PM
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rickym
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It’s a good old one, but it just doesn’t have enough for today. C-
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/21/18 11:31 PM
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Cast
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 01:18 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 11:09 AM
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redhaze
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Cool
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 11:20 AM
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Bar-D
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 12:40 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 07:58 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 08:20 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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Ricky you seem to be in the minority on this one.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Oldie but goodie
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06/22/18 11:54 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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