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The price of gas in Paris
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06/11/18 06:36 PM
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A thief in Paris jplanned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.' I had no Monet To buy Degas To make the Van Gogh.' See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.... I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/11/18 06:43 PM
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Hey Ox, that's pretty good. Did you come up with it or 'borrow it' from somewhere?
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/11/18 08:33 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/11/18 10:11 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/11/18 11:47 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/12/18 02:43 AM
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I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/12/18 03:01 AM
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/12/18 08:47 AM
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I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint X 2
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Re: The price of gas in Paris
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06/12/18 08:47 AM
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I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint X 2 whoops double clutched.
Last edited by pigplinker; 06/12/18 08:48 AM.
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