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Grade this please. Working on my material
#7192469
06/08/18 08:37 PM
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An engineer dies and is sent to hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up? The Devil says, “Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.” “What?” says God. “An engineer? I didn’t send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.” The Devil responds, “No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.” God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!” The Devil laughs. “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
Cast I have a short attention spa
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#7192487
06/08/18 08:53 PM
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General Guts
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#7192491
06/08/18 08:55 PM
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ducknbass
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Bs. Engineers can't fix anything.
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#7192494
06/08/18 08:57 PM
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Halfadozen
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Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again. -- Ronald Reagan
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#7192495
06/08/18 08:57 PM
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okie44
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�The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.� Mark Twain
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material
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#7192497
06/08/18 09:01 PM
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Stub
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Faith, Family and Freedom
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#7192503
06/08/18 09:04 PM
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TexasKC
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Not bad but I didn't exactly laugh out loud. I give it a solid C.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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#7192623
06/08/18 10:29 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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#7192812
06/09/18 02:03 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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#7192953
06/09/18 05:03 AM
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Bee'z
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#7192987
06/09/18 11:26 AM
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mikei
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C for content, but I need to take away grade levels because the content is so old. D- overall.
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06/09/18 12:13 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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#7193808
06/10/18 01:19 PM
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snake oil
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"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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#7193810
06/10/18 01:21 PM
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stxranchman
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people?
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#7193929
06/10/18 04:12 PM
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rdhibbs
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I had a boss who said that 95% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Thank You Robert
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, right or wrong - is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Theodore Roosevelt
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#7194506
06/11/18 07:45 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material
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#7197789
06/14/18 07:58 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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#7197980
06/14/18 11:27 PM
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retfuz
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