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The Blonde and the BMW
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01/15/18 04:49 PM
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frognot
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A blonde walks into a BMW salesmanship. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mistakenly breaks wind.
She felt very ashamed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesman doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare comes true in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool like Johnny Depp and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, “Good day, Madam. How may I help you today?” Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely car?”
Salesman answers, “Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.”
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: The Blonde and the BMW
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01/15/18 08:52 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: The Blonde and the BMW
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01/16/18 01:42 AM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Blonde and the BMW
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01/16/18 08:52 PM
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Red Cloud
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I laughed so hard I farted!
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Re: The Blonde and the BMW
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01/17/18 12:56 AM
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Re: The Blonde and the BMW
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01/17/18 02:41 AM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: The Blonde and the BMW
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01/17/18 10:07 AM
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