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A new CEO begins his sweep!
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03/06/17 01:30 PM
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mikei
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
A major steel company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy,
"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
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03/06/17 02:56 PM
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TreeBass
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
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03/06/17 05:04 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
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03/06/17 09:41 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
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03/06/17 10:47 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
#6697703
03/07/17 03:18 AM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 11,930
Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: Bee'z]
#6697859
03/07/17 05:27 AM
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chital_shikari
Minor in training
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
#6698367
03/07/17 06:13 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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My last boss was exactly like that.....been working since I was 12 years old and he was the worst boss I've ever had....including HS drop-out draftee NCO's when I was in the army......absolutely pathetic.....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
#6698378
03/07/17 06:21 PM
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blackcoal
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Reminiscent of "My dog doesn't bite"
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: Bee'z]
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03/08/17 02:06 AM
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Stub
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“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.†—Groucho Marx
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
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03/09/17 10:33 AM
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pigplinker
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Worked with a few like that. It was nice to sit back and watch them do like the joke said. Then it was time to watch them learn the hard way.
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Re: A new CEO begins his sweep!
[Re: mikei]
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03/13/17 04:17 PM
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Bass&More
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