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90 year old golfer
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10/24/16 02:37 PM
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A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. "But why?" asks his wife. "Well, it's my eyesight. I can't see where the ball goes after I hit it". The wife says, "Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 years old but his eyesight is perfect." He agrees and finds himself on the golf course with his brother-in-law. He takes aim and hits a powerful shot that speeds off like a jet. He looks at his brother-in-law and says: "Did you see that Pete?" His brother-in-law says, "Yes, I saw that perfectly." The golfer says, "Well, where is it then?" to which he responds, "I don't remember."
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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10/24/16 03:16 PM
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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10/24/16 11:53 PM
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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10/25/16 12:38 AM
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BayouGuy
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I was going to make a pertinent comment, but by the time I clicked on the Quick Reply box I forgot the joke.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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10/29/16 06:13 AM
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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11/04/16 11:48 AM
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Deerhunter61
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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11/04/16 08:50 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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11/06/16 11:44 AM
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Re: 90 year old golfer
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11/08/16 05:56 AM
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Bee'z
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Trex and scooter in 30 years lol.
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