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Wanted: Lion Tamer
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02/22/16 09:19 PM
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wacorusty
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A circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’ and two people show up. One is an old golfer called Bill and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties with a beautiful body The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it: this is one ferocious lion; he ate my last tamer so you two had better be good - or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her all over. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says "That's amazing; I've never seen anything like that in my life." He then turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top that?" The old golfer replies, "Possibly…. but you've got to get that lion out of there first."
"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall." Cicero
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer
[Re: wacorusty]
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02/22/16 09:33 PM
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TexasKC
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer
[Re: wacorusty]
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02/23/16 12:16 AM
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RedHoss
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That's great! LOL!
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer
[Re: wacorusty]
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02/23/16 02:38 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer
[Re: wacorusty]
#6196460
02/24/16 01:33 AM
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HuntingTexas
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer
[Re: wacorusty]
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03/08/16 02:00 PM
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texasag93
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