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Terrrible snoring
#5993102
10/25/15 01:40 PM
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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Gary's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."
The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5993133
10/25/15 02:16 PM
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texasag93
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Last edited by texasag93; 10/25/15 02:16 PM.
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5993706
10/25/15 09:27 PM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5993757
10/25/15 09:57 PM
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RedHoss
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That's funny right there!!!!!
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5994304
10/26/15 02:05 AM
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chital_shikari
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Minor in training
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Unconventional warfare. I like it
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5994333
10/26/15 02:21 AM
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Gravytrain
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Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5994988
10/26/15 04:33 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5995263
10/26/15 07:54 PM
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OffCoor1
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Well played, Sir !! Bwaahaahaaaa !!
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5997696
10/28/15 01:32 AM
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Shawheel
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Filing for future reference.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. -Ted Nugent
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#5998145
10/28/15 11:51 AM
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Deerhunter61
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I know this guy Steve! I was on a lease with him a few years ago. Everyone tried to go to sleep before him cuz once he was asleep and sawing logs there was no getting to sleep for anyone else.
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6003694
10/31/15 09:12 PM
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Erathkid
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That's a goodun'
Life is too short, as is. Don't chance it. Don't text and drive.
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6007006
11/02/15 10:35 PM
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Birdshot101
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way to turn the tables
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6038989
11/19/15 06:41 PM
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NMGW
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New Mexico: Not Really New, Not Really Mexico
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6052367
11/27/15 06:38 AM
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nak
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That's a good one...
We have a plan to deal with our Steve. He sets his cell phone alarm to get us up in the morning. There rest of us use ear plugs.
We all need to practice Whoa more.
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6110799
12/31/15 04:03 AM
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Jbell99
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I have to admit I'm Steve all my friends hate when we all go somewhere I get tagged in all the snoring post
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6110800
12/31/15 04:04 AM
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Jbell99
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Hopefully none of them attempt this they will be knocked out and sleeping outside
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Re: Terrrible snoring
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#6111651
12/31/15 06:39 PM
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mikei
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You can fix a snorer by taking a bit of corn meal and sifting just a little of it over his head. When he finally wakes up he'll be snortin', coughin' and blowin' his nose for hours. He'll also work hard at trying not to snore! In the Navy, if we had a ship mate with a snoring problem, we'd sprinkle a bit of talcum powder over them. Worked great, but probably shouldn't be used on civilians.
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