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The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/11/15 11:23 PM
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told the wife this morning that I was going to work harder to find that spike I've been after. He's got tall heavy spikes and doesn't look that young. Anyway, the last couple of days I have been hunting hard. Can't find him. Was on the screen porch with the wife just now, having a nice supper. She says that we really could use some deer meat and how is my hunting going? My response was that the last two times in the woods I haven't seen even one deer. She said "if you'll look over your left shoulder, there's a deer over by the burn barrel". The burn barrel is 40 yards away, and the deer was closer than that. I grabbed the binocs. It was the spike. The yard, by the wife's proclamation, is a no hunting zone. So here I sit, looking at the spike. If he smiles or winks at me, I'll kill him and plead temporary insanity.
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/11/15 11:29 PM
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ChadTRG42
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LOL!!! Sorry, I'd have to tag it, and then plead my case!
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/11/15 11:30 PM
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rickym
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Hunt just outside the "yard" tomorrow, maybe a little hand corn
Tell the wife dinner will be a little late so she should sit around and watch tv or something else that keeps her eyes away
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
[Re: ChadTRG42]
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12/12/15 01:34 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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She says that we really could use some deer meat and how is my hunting going? LOL!!! Sorry, I'd have to tag it, and then plead my case!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/12/15 01:37 AM
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Old Rabbit
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Send her to the store for something in the morning.
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/12/15 01:59 AM
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Jbell99
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Turn the tv on a channel with lots of shooting and turn the volume up excuse yourself to the bathroom wait till they shoot and then you shoot and honey he just fell over I think I should claim him lol
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/12/15 02:32 AM
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esnow74
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Send her to the store for something in the morning. Yep, time to send her shopping
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
[Re: 603Country]
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12/12/15 03:55 AM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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The day my wife tells me where and when I can hunt I become a single man again.
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
#6079444
12/12/15 04:02 AM
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skinnerback
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The day my wife tells me where and when I can hunt I become a single man again. That's what I said, and now I pay an AZZ load of child support.
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/12/15 10:52 AM
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Dave Davidson
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The last child support check felt better than making the Kids in the first place.
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me.
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12/12/15 12:27 PM
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JTS
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The last child support check felt better than making the Kids in the first place. That's funny, I'll get to use that line in a couple years
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