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The Farmer's daughters
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There was a Farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on a date at the same time. The Farmer, being protective of his three daughters, decides to meet the suitors at the front door with his shotgun. The door bell rang and the Farmer opened the door. The young man said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The Farmer looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The door bell rang again and the Farmer opened the door and the young man said, Hi, my name us Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The Farmer decided this young man was OK too so he sent the kids on their way. The door bell rang the third time and the Farmer opened the door. He said , "Hi my name is Chuck.............." The Farmer shot him.
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08/20/15 06:46 PM
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This cannot be fixed at the voting booth.. Wake Up You Morons!
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08/20/15 07:03 PM
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08/20/15 07:09 PM
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08/20/15 07:10 PM
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08/20/15 07:25 PM
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08/20/15 07:30 PM
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So Chuck wanted to go duck hunting and the farmer shot him
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08/20/15 07:33 PM
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I can't think of a girl's name that rhymes with Chuck.
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I can't think of a girl's name that rhymes with Chuck. I am sure there is a reason for that.
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What female name rhymes with Chuck??? For girl with a name that would rhyme, that guy might have been her only opportunity.
Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Hi,my name is Chuck.I'm here for Lady Luck
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I'm not sure you should write Chuck on this forum.
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..but he had a nice truck!
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