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The Frustrated Wife
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06/04/15 01:07 PM
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sleepyhunter
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat." He never saw the glass coming
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/04/15 01:30 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/04/15 02:11 PM
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JRJ6
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/04/15 02:50 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/04/15 03:00 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/05/15 12:27 AM
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RedHoss
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OUCH!...LOL!...
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/05/15 08:44 PM
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TonyinVA
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/05/15 08:55 PM
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redfred
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Comments like that are the reason I'm thinking of buying stock in a jewelry company.
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/06/15 02:19 AM
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trapperben
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Lost some Wild Turkey on the keyboard/screen with that one.
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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06/17/15 08:04 PM
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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07/07/15 12:39 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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...just blew coffee out my nose....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Frustrated Wife
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07/24/15 01:52 PM
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txmark1959
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lol....almost spit my coffee.....good one
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