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Your shovel list
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03/07/15 02:00 AM
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Dave Speer
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I mean a shovel is maybe as close as you can come as an opposite to a bucket.
Here is a list of things I DON'T want to do that are waterfowl related:
1. Purchase a foam, plastic, or lathe-turned decoy.
2. Drive out of state for a snow goose hunt.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5638645
03/07/15 02:02 AM
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#Hayraker
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Mine is spend all season not hunting
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
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03/07/15 02:08 AM
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aerangis
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1. Hunt with folks that shoot my decoys instead of the real ducks swimming in their midst.
2. Hunt with folks that prematurely squirt their shotguns just before the ducks settle on the water.
3. Use a $1500 shotgun as a paddle, depth gauge, and swamp walking stick.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
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03/07/15 02:32 AM
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TxHunter96
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Have the truck break down [again] on the way to hunt.
Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5638745
03/07/15 02:36 AM
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garrett
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Poke a hole in my waders Get my hands wet when it's super cold Outside last minute poo Get stuck Get ripped off Fall down with my phone in my pocket Put off cleaning gun till it misfires Get skunked
Attention rickym, this is not a troll post, just a good hearted fun type of post
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: garrett]
#5638758
03/07/15 02:41 AM
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john paul
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I don't ever want to see a dog get eaten by a gator
I'm with GK because I like salty old dudes.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: garrett]
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03/07/15 04:01 AM
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Sniper John
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Poke a hole in my waders Get my hands wet when it's super cold Outside last minute poo Get stuck Get ripped off Fall down with my phone in my pocket Put off cleaning gun till it misfires Get skunked I am surprised sink a boat is not on that list.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5638912
03/07/15 04:09 AM
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TxHunter96
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garrett prefers his boats sunk
Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5638998
03/07/15 05:01 AM
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BradyBuck
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Get truck stuck Fall in the water Get skunked
HRCH Washita's Kimber Locked N Loaded GRHRCH Firefly's Rally The Troops MH
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5639034
03/07/15 05:50 AM
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TXPride
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Have 2000 posts on a hunting forum.
Have a dog with titles, but worthless in a hunting situation.
Say it's too cold
Say that's too easy
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5639134
03/07/15 12:50 PM
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Fowlman
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Sink in the mud up to my hips. Wait for duck season to open. Get to my hunting area and see nothing but head lamps.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: garrett]
#5639302
03/07/15 03:08 PM
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Guy
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Poke a hole in my waders Get my hands wet when it's super cold Outside last minute poo Get stuck Get ripped off Fall down with my phone in my pocket Put off cleaning gun till it misfires Get skunked I dont think you're understanding dave's question, garrett. The question is what things you will never do, that other people like to do. The idea is to troll others for what they do, that you will never do. Example, his decoy troll it directed at Jeff, and going out of town to hunt geese troll is directed at Wayne. Makes more sense now?
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Re: Your shovel list
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#5639314
03/07/15 03:17 PM
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aerangis
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I'd add....
Flood waders Lose cripples Run out of shells Get stuck in mud Miss an easy shot Have shotgun go "click" instead of "boom" Forget to click the safety off before I shoot Drive off with my phone sitting on my bumper Step in a stump hole in flooded timber Trip on a submerged log and fall in flooded timber (Hogman is gonna want that one his list) Realise I've forgetten something mucho importante after a long hike to a spot
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5639317
03/07/15 03:18 PM
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Hopedale
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Twist my knee while setting out decoys and falling backwards into the water. Walk a mile with 20#s of mud caked onto each boot.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Fowlman]
#5639319
03/07/15 03:18 PM
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aerangis
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Sink in the mud up to my hips. Wait for duck season to open. Get to my hunting area and see nothing but head lamps. Best one yet
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5639420
03/07/15 04:03 PM
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Nathan Nelson
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Don't want to get shoot again Don't want to get a ticket from Mr. Green Jeans Don't want to get hurt again Don't want my kids to get hurt Don't want another dog to get hurt Don't want to sink a boat again
otherwise I am good...
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Guy]
#5639658
03/07/15 06:27 PM
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garrett
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Poke a hole in my waders Get my hands wet when it's super cold Outside last minute poo Get stuck Get ripped off Fall down with my phone in my pocket Put off cleaning gun till it misfires Get skunked I sold that layout boat, so it no longer a worry haha [quote=garrett]Poke a hole in my waders Get my hands wet when it's super cold Outside last minute poo Get stuck Get ripped off Fall down with my phone in my pocket Put off cleaning gun till it misfires Get skunked I dont think you're understanding dave's question, garrett. The question is what things you will never do, that other people like to do. The idea is to troll others for what they do, that you will never do. Example, his decoy troll it directed at Jeff, and going out of town to hunt geese troll is directed at Wayne. Makes more sense now? Oh, I caught the troll part, didn't pick up on the rest, my list is stuff I do almost every weekend but wish wouldn't
Attention rickym, this is not a troll post, just a good hearted fun type of post
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5639664
03/07/15 06:31 PM
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nacgoat08
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Have to hunt public land.
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Re: Your shovel list
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#5639731
03/07/15 07:13 PM
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Matpk
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My first post. so best wishes and happy hunting to all THF members.
* Hunting with guys who take killing more seriously in hunting
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
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03/08/15 12:05 AM
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Dave Speer
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I was watching Cody's thread on snow geese and was honestly thinking about the things I wanted to do, dream trips like chase harlequin, eiders, etc, and I realized my list of stuff I don't want to do is pretty short. I don't post here to troll anybody.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5640242
03/08/15 12:56 AM
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aerangis
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I was watching Cody's thread on snow geese and was honestly thinking about the things I wanted to do, dream trips like chase harlequin, eiders, etc, and I realized my list of stuff I don't want to do is pretty short. I don't post here to troll anybody. Dream trips. Now that would be a great topic.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5640391
03/08/15 02:37 AM
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Jeff Elder
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I was watching Cody's thread on snow geese and was honestly thinking about the things I wanted to do, dream trips like chase harlequin, eiders, etc, and I realized my list of stuff I don't want to do is pretty short. I don't post here to troll anybody. right.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
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03/08/15 03:04 AM
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#Hayraker
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#sigline
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Re: Your shovel list
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03/08/15 06:49 PM
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deckhand
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I thought the "Shovel List" was for what ducks would I shovel away at the waters edge and not want to claim. Silly me! As far as the things I do not want to do, I have pretty much done everything I do not want to do. I will say the ONE I never want to repeat is have my father gravely ill during hunting season again or anytime ever again!!! Even the Dr.'s are muttering miracle very quietly.
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Re: Your shovel list
[Re: Dave Speer]
#5644048
03/10/15 02:46 AM
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Guy
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I don't post here to troll anybody. Me neither.
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