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Lost Wife...
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09/05/14 02:57 PM
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dkershen
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Rev Dave
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A husband in Texas went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year... maybe red.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new Ford F-150 with an Eco-boost V-6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.
At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba... We’ll find your truck.
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5289487
09/05/14 03:05 PM
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KG68
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5289845
09/05/14 06:17 PM
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Posts: 18,770
HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5289909
09/05/14 07:00 PM
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Posts: 29,132
TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: KG68]
#5290083
09/05/14 08:29 PM
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Gravytrain
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Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5290746
09/06/14 04:06 AM
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Posts: 2,831
RedHoss
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5290817
09/06/14 06:42 AM
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Posts: 13,451
Seadog
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5291198
09/06/14 04:10 PM
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swmays
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5296282
09/09/14 01:31 PM
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twospeed29
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Light Foot
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I got two speeds. Goin fast,and haulin [censored]
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5301880
09/12/14 01:49 AM
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Lance Vick
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5327161
09/26/14 04:26 AM
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blackcoal
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The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5334086
09/30/14 04:57 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5334175
09/30/14 05:36 PM
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Wilhunt
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5335921
10/01/14 01:28 PM
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jdk1985
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Excellent! Should have been a V-8!
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5338734
10/02/14 09:01 PM
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Posts: 496
HS2
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Bird Dog
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I got a truck for my wife. I thought it was a pretty good trade.
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5348708
10/08/14 06:19 PM
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WTGuide
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Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: HS2]
#5493188
12/22/14 08:01 PM
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 115
MAJKF
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I got a truck for my wife. I thought it was a pretty good trade. ^ Lucky!
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5498785
12/25/14 05:56 AM
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Posts: 12,547
chital_shikari
Minor in training
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Re: Lost Wife...
[Re: dkershen]
#5516748
01/03/15 08:54 AM
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Posts: 69,206
NORML as can be
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