Posted By: dkershen
Lost Wife... - 09/05/14 02:57 PM
A husband in Texas went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year... maybe red.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new Ford F-150 with an Eco-boost V-6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.
At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba... We’ll find your truck.
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year... maybe red.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: No, she went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new Ford F-150 with an Eco-boost V-6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.
At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba... We’ll find your truck.
