I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans,
with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, Allah Akbar! ("praise Allah") and took off before the
light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the
intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and
killing everyone in it.

I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

Gotta' love them truckers...LOL