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 Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: killemall]
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01/19/13 08:48 PM
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how many posts need to be here
before somebody starts the projectile
vomiting thread again and the runny
diarrhea blending with the cammo pattern
thread ?
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: Team By-God]
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01/19/13 09:50 PM
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my blind tends to smell of cheetos after the kids roll out  Deer like Cheeto's. tigers love pepper.. They hate cinnamon
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: senko86]
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01/20/13 02:39 AM
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 02:48 AM
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"Democracy is a sheep and two lions voting. Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the vote."
Ben Franklin
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 02:55 AM
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You guys crack me up,
Remember: While in a blind, never force a fart.
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: chital_shikari]
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01/20/13 03:02 AM
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Non-human smell combined with a buck grunt/snort wheeze sound. You're safe. Great thread!
Last edited by Curly; 01/20/13 03:02 AM.
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: senko86]
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01/20/13 03:11 AM
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That is hilarious, yet disgusting honey boo boo's momma!!!
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 03:57 AM
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 04:10 AM
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Helps for sure..especially when you forget your grunt call. Lol
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 Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 02:34 PM
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I don't worry, except when it might be a wet one. Then I worry what will follow. Why worry about deer when you can't see them cuz your eyes are burning?
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 04:46 PM
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I don't worry, except when it might be a wet one. Then I worry what will follow. Why worry about deer when you can't see them cuz your eyes are burning? Nothing like a bowl of trouser chili first thing in the morning.
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/20/13 04:50 PM
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I don't worry, except when it might be a wet one. Then I worry what will follow. Why worry about deer when you can't see them cuz your eyes are burning? 
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: killemall]
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01/21/13 02:14 AM
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At our camp, it seems everyone holds them to share with others... We're a sharing group of guys! LOL! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mB2Z3GSTo44
Last edited by Hogger2; 01/21/13 02:16 AM.
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 02:41 AM
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OMG, this is the best slumber party ever!
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 04:08 AM
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I hope not...... 
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10/30/2012 I VOTED for The American
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: CitySlickerHunter]
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01/21/13 03:55 PM
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It took me years to master a fart sound to duplicate a buck grunt and rattling has become much easier now that I don't have to hold a grunt tube in my mouth.
Now if I could only get the snort wheeze down without loading my pants!!!
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 03:56 PM
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Oh dang, where can I get me one of those? Leaving the office on friday I got into the elevator to head down when the doors opend i stepped in. The doors closed and thats when the smell hit me... the only other person in the elevator, a 'lady' although I use the term loosely turned ten shades of red and began to spray perfume, it was all I could to to fight back laughter. matt
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
[Re: senko86]
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01/21/13 03:57 PM
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my blind tends to smell of cheetos after the kids roll out Deer like Cheeto's. tigers love pepper.. They hate cinnamon 
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 03:58 PM
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Me my dad and brother have torn some pretty horrific arse in a deer blind and never been winded.
If your are sitting in a bow stand at 15 yards and you had the all you can eat mexican buffet last night then I might be nervous.
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 04:00 PM
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I stopped hunting pop up blinds because they would hold a fart in and cook it for a while....nothing but lock ons for me now..
When i would have hunters in a box blind...even if it was a lady i would let them know just go ahead and let them rip dnt try and hold them in cuz i deffinintly would be lettin them loose. Sometimes that wasnt the best thing to tell the ladies...they could put the old men to shame
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 04:31 PM
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I stopped hunting pop up blinds because they would hold a fart in and cook it for a while....nothing but lock ons for me now..
When i would have hunters in a box blind...even if it was a lady i would let them know just go ahead and let them rip dnt try and hold them in cuz i deffinintly would be lettin them loose. Sometimes that wasnt the best thing to tell the ladies...they could put the old men to shame haha, lmao
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 04:39 PM
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Can we get a kids forum around here?  x1000
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 04:40 PM
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I stopped hunting pop up blinds because they would hold a fart in and cook it for a while....nothing but lock ons for me now..
When i would have hunters in a box blind...even if it was a lady i would let them know just go ahead and let them rip dnt try and hold them in cuz i deffinintly would be lettin them loose. Sometimes that wasnt the best thing to tell the ladies...they could put the old men to shame haha, lmao Drinking,dipping and farting. What better way to woo a lady
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 04:41 PM
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I stopped hunting pop up blinds because they would hold a fart in and cook it for a while....nothing but lock ons for me now..
When i would have hunters in a box blind...even if it was a lady i would let them know just go ahead and let them rip dnt try and hold them in cuz i deffinintly would be lettin them loose. Sometimes that wasnt the best thing to tell the ladies...they could put the old men to shame haha, lmao Drinking,dipping and farting. What better way to woo a lady Right...aint no better way to pitch woo
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Re: Farting in the blind/stand?
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01/21/13 05:03 PM
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I tend to think my farts sound like a doe bleat.
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