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 Things the wife don't use anymore
#3672282
10/18/12 08:36 PM
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powerstroke
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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: powerstroke]
#3672342
10/18/12 08:59 PM
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Boomer57
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I'm sending this to my wife right now!
Anybody got an extra room somewhere ?
My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.
We're burnin daylite.
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: Boomer57]
#3672368
10/18/12 09:05 PM
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elcasador
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: elcasador]
#3672372
10/18/12 09:07 PM
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Posts: 10,132
texasag93
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WOW. I can think of a gun that will not be on the list of things she does not use anymore.
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: Boomer57]
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10/18/12 09:08 PM
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RedHoss
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We all need to remember to do our "homework" to keep a marriage happy. If we don't, then someone else might.
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: RedHoss]
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10/21/12 05:37 AM
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one73maro
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: one73maro]
#3682121
10/22/12 08:07 PM
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_Lee
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: _Lee]
#3687049
10/24/12 07:25 AM
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Posts: 6,841
BBD84
THF Trophy Hunter
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Texas Elite Outfitters.
281-924-9720
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: BBD84]
#3688667
10/24/12 08:31 PM
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Posts: 9,185
hook_n_line
THF Trophy Hunter
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Don't tell your wife. 
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: _Lee]
#3690474
10/25/12 12:02 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: chital_shikari]
#3691533
10/25/12 06:04 PM
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SSG Frank
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OIF(05-06) & OEF(08-09,10-12) VETERAN
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: SSG Frank]
#3694727
10/26/12 05:17 PM
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jts728
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: RedHoss]
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10/29/12 06:08 PM
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Mohawg
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We all need to remember to do our "homework" to keep a marriage happy. If we don't, then someone else might. OOps!
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: Mohawg]
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11/06/12 02:20 PM
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Posts: 78
River-rat
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People are crazy
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: ditchdigger2]
#3735496
11/08/12 12:51 PM
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Posts: 206
Kelly223
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: RedHoss]
#3735504
11/08/12 12:54 PM
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target1911
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We all need to remember to do our "homework" to keep a marriage happy. If we don't, then someone else might. I am here to tell you that it doesnt ALWAYS matter that you do, or how well you do the "HOMEWORK" some of them still find extra help.
"A good life is never too short"
My Dad
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Re: Things the wife don't use anymore
[Re: Boomer57]
#3738869
11/09/12 04:32 AM
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wolvz11
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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I'm sending this to my wife right now!
Anybody got an extra room somewhere ? X2
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