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Carload of deerhunters #2822117 12/09/11 02:06 AM
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A carload of deer hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard. The driver went up to the
farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on his land.

The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me?

The hunter said, "Sure" and headed for the car.

Walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his deer hunting buddies. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer said it was OK, he said, "No, we can't hunt here, but I'm going to teach that old cuss a lesson."

With that, he rolled down his window, stuck his rifle out and blasted the mule. Then he exclaimed, "There, that will teach him!"

A second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his deer hunting buddies shouted, "I got his cow,
lets get out of here!!!"



Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: Txtrapper10] #2822151 12/09/11 02:23 AM
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that is pretty dang funny.



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Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: chalet] #2822953 12/09/11 02:23 PM
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Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: Big A] #2823136 12/09/11 03:36 PM
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too bad it was a Jerry Clower skit



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That's funny.


Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: Big A] #2857583 12/21/11 05:10 AM
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lol35



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Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: Double-R] #2861198 12/22/11 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By: Double-R
too bad it was a Jerry Clower skit


the way I heard it the people involved were Mickey Mantle and Bobby Valentine when they were together with the Yankees.

still funny..



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Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: reeltexan] #2862218 12/22/11 07:29 PM
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Re: Carload of deerhunters [Re: BisleyJack] #2862224 12/22/11 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: BisleyJack
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too bad it was a Jerry Clower skit


the way I heard it the people involved were Mickey Mantle and Bobby Valentine when they were together with the Yankees.

still funny..



DOn't know that Valentine and Mantle ever played together...


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