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Bra Religion
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09/21/11 09:21 PM
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Quick Shoot Again
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "Is there more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to chose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the difference between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: Bra Religion
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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09/21/11 09:56 PM
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Big A
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"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: Bra Religion
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09/22/11 05:30 AM
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SR025
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Re: Bra Religion
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09/22/11 04:13 PM
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HICKORY12
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Remember The Alamo. And GOD BLESS ROBERT E. LEE. [IMG]
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Re: Bra Religion
[Re: HICKORY12]
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09/22/11 06:01 PM
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duckbill
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Yeah, don't listen to me. I'm just an idiot.
Lol. Duckbill that was funny! The dude up top has already taken lots of bone before this deer, both mule and whitetail.
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Re: Bra Religion
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09/27/11 04:17 PM
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