One day a young cowboy & cowgirl decided 2 get married. He was a man of the world, while she was an innocent bride with no expererience. After the wedding, they left 4 their honeymoon. While driving down the road, they saw 2 cows having sex. She asked what they were doing. Her husband answered, "they're roping."A few hours later, the same thing happened with horses. Again she asked what they were doing. He replied, "they're roping."Finally, the couple arrived at the hotel, washed up, & got ready 4 bed. Things were going along fine until she discovered his penis."Oh my, whats that," she inquired, "Well darling," he chuckled, "that's my rope."She slid her hands down farther & gasped, "Oh my goodness, what's that?""Honey, those are my knots," he said. Finally, the couple began 2 have sex. After several minutes, the bride said, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"Her husband worriedly asked,
"what's wrong, am I hurting you?"The bride replied, undo those damn knots I need more rope.

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Ouch.