Looking for some turkey hunting stories

Gentlemen, I'm writing an article for a TX magazine about turkey hunting and want some of your best stories to include with it, but I want the stories where the turkey initially kicked your rear, made you look like an idiot or cry like a ten year old girl...but in the end you came back and bagged him. PM me for details if you'd like.

I had to get a turkey the day before Thanksgiving and it was the last one. Me and this big ol' lady saw it at the same time and the race began...............