Don’t forget to get your wife something, I just wanted it on record that I reminded you. I’ve seen her shooting results. Just saying
trust me. She is pissed that no one makes good hunting and fishing stuff for women. Finding fly fishing stuff for women was a pain and now finding a upland jacket is a pain so she is gonna get a nice jacket and strap vest. And yeah with those shooting results I don’t get to kill much. But I do get to gut and process a whole lot.
and the eating ain’t half bad.
The highlight, and I do mean "highlight", of my latest elk hunt, was the young girl that was the cook (shoulda included that part)...(slightly younger than my youngest daughter - 32-ish) showing off her bib overalls. She'd already taken a shine to this old man
, so she showed me their greatest feature - the ability to unzip the arse and relieve oneself! Since I'd also taken a shine to the child, I asked her to take them off and see what brand they were. (This wasn't a problem, since she'd already been caught topless, in the middle of the night, by one of the other guides. I'd wondered what that pitter-patter of little feets was in the middle of the night that night.
) The label said "Diva" something. You can understand me not having 100% recall of the situation.