Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs

Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/06/20 11:01 PM

Okay, aside from pasture plow and turf turbator, what are some of y'all's favorite alternative (negative) names for hogs?

Posted By: Old Stony

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/06/20 11:36 PM

Rosie ??...Pelosi ??

Posted By: Douglas Tipton

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/07/20 12:17 AM

Ranch rats

Posted By: Douglas Tipton

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/07/20 12:22 AM

Land carp

Posted By: TOM-M

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/07/20 01:09 AM

Carpet bombers
Pork dozers
Coyote spam

Those are the non-profane names...

Posted By: Pig_Popper

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/07/20 04:09 AM

Bullet Sponge

Filthy Beast

Bacon w 4 legs

Tusked Turd

Posted By: flintknapper

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/07/20 01:52 PM

I always thought 'Hog' was good enough.

I just alternate expletives (prefixes) when referring to them.

Posted By: mikei

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/08/20 09:25 PM

NancyP. ElizabethW. HillaryC. SheilaJ,

Posted By: Slow Drifter

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 03:04 AM

@#$%^& bastards!
!@#$%^ bastards!
@#$$%%^& bastards!
#$%^&*% bastards!

There, I gave you four.

Posted By: Texas buckeye

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 04:27 AM

That beeoch Carole baskin

Posted By: der Teufel

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 02:46 PM

Hmm, I guess I lack imagination.

Porker

Swine

Posted By: NRAman

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 03:00 PM

Baconator, porkanator, hooved sausage, bacon maker, snout hound, pasture plague

Posted By: snake oil

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 05:05 PM

I've named them before.

Big Nasty
Mr. P
Little Danny

Posted By: SapperTitan

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 05:34 PM

Pasture rat, land vandal, pasture roach

Posted By: Double Naught Spy

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 06:00 PM

Excellent y'all!!!

Posted By: Ratherbefishing

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/10/20 11:53 PM

Brucilitis Lee

Posted By: pigplinker

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/20/20 08:33 AM

Pasture plow is more appropriate for my place.

Posted By: 1860.colt

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/20/20 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Slow Drifter

@#$%^& bastards!
!@#$%^ bastards!
@#$$%%^& bastards!
#$%^&*% bastards!

There, I gave you four.

pork-a-rooter

Posted By: bassfishinglawyer

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/22/20 02:49 PM

Crater Creator

Posted By: RGLass

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/23/20 07:33 PM

Ground buzzards

Posted By: Choctaw

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/25/20 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by flintknapper

I always thought 'Hog' was good enough.

I just alternate expletives (prefixes) when referring to them.

Same here. Simple yet strangely satisfying.

Posted By: 10 Gauge

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 04/29/20 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Texas buckeye

That beeoch Carole baskin

Posted By: kittyhawk

Re: Need Help: Derogatory Names For Hogs - 05/08/20 05:19 PM

Devils Spawn!!!