Please none of these when reporting your kill

DO NOT SAY"

I smoked it
It was DRT
Took a dirt nap
Booya


ETC. ETC. ETC.

Copy that!

Well, I smoked it! Had just poured my third Crown and lit my second cigar, was half paying attention while watching The Deer Hunter on the new 65 inch TV I hung in my blind last week. Was flicking an ash out the window and there he was. Didn’t need to take much of a look to know he was gonna be mine! Pointed my AR out the window, emptied the clip, and BOOYA it was DRT!

Put the movie on pause before hopping in my UTV with the new 12 foot tractor tires, drove the 20 yards down to the feeder and made sure he wouldn’t wake up from his dirtnap!

Ended up he wasn’t what I thought, so I tossed him in the bushes. No GW around these parts!

Gonna hit my beer funnel a couple of times and try again.

Good luck boyz!

Interesting…didn’t realize we had rules around this shindig.

Also please do not describe the deer as being a “hammer, a toad, swamp donkey or any other asinine description

I can assure you that we will see drt multiple times again this year.

Don't refer to the shot location as a "crime scene", or say you murdered Bambi! The buck is not a toad, a hog, deerzila, or any of that crap either.

Can I still call anything under 300” a cull? I only want giants on my spread.

https://youtu.be/fT67Tx6eCO4?t=224

You harvest corn. You kill deer.

What does DRT stand for.

Dropped right there I believe.

DEAD right there!!!!!!

Can we still blame a miss on bumped scope or shooting different bullet grain and/or brand at least?

This the same dude that does cute little pre-reveals on his rifle builds?

Okay

JP…we really need a middle finger emoji…perfect for situations like these. Then a like button to follow up

I don't always agree with Judd's posts...but this one is spot-on.

Some of them East Texas boys use to say “and here come Johnny wood “ meaning a big buck.
Anyone like that?

Roger that

you buzzsaw haters go middle finger imogi yourselves

I busted a monster today while yall sat with your emoji's in hand

We killed a 13 point Swamp Donkey DRT today and it looked like a massacre took place when the lead wagon blasted it down from the PRC and capped off the day with a boar after letting over 30 walk this evening. I’ll call it like I see it but I plan on another one taking a dirt nap in the morning, we have a lot of ammo and after letting 50 plus pigs walk today it’s time to kill some chit in the morning.

There are some words and phrases that bother me a little bit, but I would be hard pressed to expect everyone to speak exactly the same.

Actually Judd killed a hell of a buck today. So there is that.

In East Texas it is “Old Moe” that everyone is lookin for.

Yelp that one to me just say high shoulder/central nervous system and they didn’t have too look for it.

FIFY

Show a a pic!

I like that one.

What about "it's a good representative buck for our area" ?

What I don't understand is "we got this one (LAST NIGHT)". Say yesterday day evening, noon, morning or just about anything other than NIGHT.

Thus spake The Fuddsaw!

I'll show mine when Judd shows his

Cancel Culture strikes again.

Censorship?

This is your ego trip, not mine.

Scotts ego trip

I didnt shoot chit.........


This all may change as I leave in the morning for Comfort. Roughing it at the Little Bird AirBnB, sipping some Nine Banded Wheat Bourbon about this time tomorrow night.

Oh....might even go sit in a blinds with my 6.5 "Juddmoor"

Mine? I just wanted to see the big buck.


I shot a spike yesterday for meat.

THIS