How to quarter a deer in your living room

HA! 10 bucks says there is no woman living in that house.

I've used my son's swingset, and when I lived in an apartment, my Brother-in-law's back porch, but haven't done it in my living room...yet.

TICKS!

LOL the good old days of college. We lived in a single wide in a trailer park in college station. I shot several pellet rifles, a 22, 17 hmr, and 223 in the living room into a stack of phone books and boards.

Somewhere I have a picture of me holding a 23 pound blue cat in the living room in front of the TV, and we gutted skinned quartered and let hang several deer and hogs on the front porch. The attendant that kept people in line in the park had us on speed dial lol.