Have I cursed myself?

Well, I bought a new smoker last week without thinking about the timing. With a little luck the hunting gods won't be too jealous and I'll have some meat to smoke in a week or two.

Eh, go buy a pork butt and break it in!

What brand? Return it and get a better deal on Black Friday! :P

I'm sure some thing will present itself for you. Hopefully you dont eat coon.

Smoked Dillo with hydrilla slaw is a superb meal...