Spoof......
Wow is that a buck? Let me get my 25-50 X 100 Naval Grade, High Altitude, Long Range, Light Gathering, Supersmooth Optic, Auto-focus binocs loose from my All Weather, Super-stretch, Cross X harness and give 'em a wipe from my Super-special, super-smooth, Treated, Optical wipes!
OMG - It's a 20pt 250inch 3.5 (
ha ha) year old buck with a 1' drop tine on both sides! It's moving! I'm puttin the binocs down and getting my
(pick one) custom made 575 magnum with a LookSee 10-50 X 75 Range Finding scope, which you can order from
(where ya got it) at 888-888-8888 or find on the web at lotsajunk.com. I've got a Double dooper, Superwide, Lite bi-pod and I'm heading to the snow covered ground in this 25 degree weather with a 50 mph cross wind. Sure glad I've got my Fruit of the Fly Superwarm, Xtra soft, Insulated, Smell proof underwear on - cause I
(S#*+) when I saw that buck and I'd be freezing my
(Insert) off. ...Pause... Are ya on it...! Cut-cut-cut. Where's tha durn deer?
...BTW I use binocs first. Once I got a deer spotted I go to scope.
A long time ago I had the pleasure of looking through my binocs at a guy across the field who was looking to see if someone was in my stand with his rifle scope. He made a quick retreat when I put down my binocs and put my rifle in his "general" direction. It's a safty thing with me.....I haven't ever heard of someone accidentally pulling the trigger on a pair of binoculars.