Ok, a dog expert I am not since all I've ever had is mutts, but geez, lighten up dude. I think folks got the gist of the intended joke.
Ag Hunter, A "pointing" deer would have one of his front hoofs off the ground and his tail straight out.....you MUST pay attention to the little details .BTY, I am class of 1957 (Ever hear of Bear Bryant??)
and I own a Dual Champion Labrador Retriever. GIGEM AG'S.