Hilarious customer request on ammo package

I get an order for 100 rounds of 28 Nosler ammo. There's a spot for "Order Notes" that the customer can put in the comments. I get a lot of info like, "Leave package behind the post", or "Leave package on front porch". Things like that. So, the last comment I get was this:

"Please draw a ninja turtle on the package." I laughed hard for a few minutes on this one. I can't draw, so I did the next best thing.

Ok, so here you go!

Can ammo be delivered with no signature required? I hope so.

Instant Classic. Chad you know you just opened yourself up to all sorts of order requests now.

Prolly FiremanJG's order

I am no longer going to get my ammo in person.

I always say something stupid in those "Notes or Special Instructions" section. When I order from Midway I try to get Larry Potterfield to autograph my order but have not succeeded yet.

I don't need no stinkin Chad to load my ammo for me! He'd run the press with his right hand, and screw up my mojo.