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Shot In The Head

Posted By: MikeC

Shot In The Head - 06/18/21 06:45 PM

WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Arkansas, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby super-market to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to move her hands.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault.
Posted By: bill oxner

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/18/21 06:52 PM

I'd rather be dead than red in the head.
Posted By: MikeC

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/18/21 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by bill oxner
I'd rather be dead than red in the head.

confused2
Posted By: TCM3

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/18/21 07:59 PM

Sounds about right
Posted By: 1955

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/18/21 08:03 PM

scared
Posted By: spacejunkie

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/18/21 08:05 PM

roflmao
Posted By: colt45-90

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/19/21 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by bill oxner
I'd rather be dead than red in the head.

bread in the head
Posted By: Biscuit

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/19/21 07:54 PM

😎
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/20/21 09:59 AM

grin
Posted By: dogcatcher

Re: Shot In The Head - 06/20/21 11:37 PM

clap
Posted By: NORML as can be

Re: Shot In The Head - 07/07/21 06:27 AM

rofl
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