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A cowboy and the theater

Posted By: TCM3

A cowboy and the theater - 06/05/21 03:53 AM

A usher noticed a cowboy laying across 3 seats in the theater, walked over to him and gently nudged him,"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please sit up and use only 1 seat". No reply from the cowboy. The usher went and got his manager.
"Sir, im afraid im going to have to ask you to leave, or else i will call the law". This time the cowboy just mumbled.
A few minutes later a deputy sheriff arrived," Sir, would you please tell me your name?" "Fred" moaned the cowboy.
"Where are you from,Fred?" Inquired the deputy.

Fred moaned out his reply once again.
"The Balcony" bolt
Posted By: Dave Davidson

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/05/21 11:02 AM

Good one
Posted By: spacejunkie

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/05/21 12:37 PM

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Posted By: Ders26

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/05/21 03:51 PM

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Posted By: 1955

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/05/21 04:15 PM

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Posted By: texasag93

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/05/21 04:30 PM

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Posted By: Biscuit

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/06/21 01:40 AM

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Posted By: dogcatcher

Re: A cowboy and the theater - 06/07/21 11:26 PM

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