New show: 'SURVIVOR-Texas Style'

Due to the popularity of the 'Survivor' shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: 'Survivor - Texas-Style'


The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"

2. "Amnesty For Illegals"

3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted For Obama"

6. " George Strait can't sing"

7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"

8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"

10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"

11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"

12. "It's Bush's Fault"

13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…

14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins..

They'd survive at least Dallas, austin, san antonio and houston.

If they ran it through Deep East Texas, it would suddenly end there. And...nobody would be arrested. Actually, I do love that part about that part of the state, of which, I have made a lot of fun of. 'Guess you can never get away from any part of your roots.

Number 3.

Now that would be down right entertainment. They could parade that show through out the south, cept Georgia and Arizona. Then go to Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and the Dakotas too, But change the bumper stickers to Im from California and here to change your life, Oil Sux, and some of those other stupid things they think and say.

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Right on

Great game
To watch as a spectator ...... from a distance

I think I've seen that car running around Denton already.

Grabbing the popcorn!

"He needed Killin'........." is still a valid defense in some areas behind the Pine Curtain.

Never a truer statement made!