Fishy

I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would he buy booze? He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy fishing stuff, he said no quit fishing 10 years ago or so. So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up and my girlfriend will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20. He asked me, won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter. I just want her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & fishing... Fish on my friends

Good one