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Sayings

Posted By: bill oxner

Sayings - 12/02/20 07:02 PM

Pick one.



“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” – Andy Borowitz

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” – Benny Hill

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” – George Burns


Posted By: decook

Re: Sayings - 12/02/20 09:05 PM

Quote
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

This
Posted By: pdog2062

Re: Sayings - 12/02/20 09:49 PM

Don’t let facts get in the way,her mind is made up
Posted By: kmon11

Re: Sayings - 12/02/20 10:31 PM

The secret to longevity "when you are young chase young women and when you are old chase young women" George Burns
Then they ask "George what about older women?" his answer was "There aren't any"
Posted By: TCM3

Re: Sayings - 12/03/20 01:14 AM

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey
Posted By: Biscuit

Re: Sayings - 12/03/20 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by TCM3
“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey
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