Next Year Proposed Corporate Mergers

A SURGE IN THE URGE TO MERGE


Investment tips for 2021

With all the turmoil in the world today due to the Chinese Plague this might be some good advice. For all of you who might be interested, be aware of these expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations next year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Industries will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

😂

Best one in a while.

10. Continental to merge with Aer Lingus to become ContiLingus.

10 was the best one