Yo Mama

This has got to be the funniest one I ever did hear.


Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

I miss these ....

Yo Mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Good one.

Thirty years ago my wife asked me if my legs hurt when I was all pissed off about something.
When I asked why she said that I was jumping to conclusions.

We still use that one.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.


Yo mama's cooking so nasty, the flies got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.


Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.