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Ole Hunters

Posted By: Lotto

Ole Hunters - 01/06/20 09:15 PM

An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?'

'Who said my father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the man.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'

'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?'
---RedHawk Seeker of Visions---
Posted By: kmon11

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/06/20 10:40 PM

clap
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 12:33 AM

texas cheers
Posted By: deerhunter1956

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 01:13 AM

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Posted By: fredeboy

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 01:17 AM

roflmao cheers
Posted By: bill oxner

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 01:31 AM

cheers
Posted By: HuntingTexas

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 04:04 AM

LOL
Posted By: Cajun Raider

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 04:52 AM

banana
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 11:16 AM

smile
Posted By: snake oil

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 12:42 PM

clap
Posted By: PMK

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 01:38 PM

up
Posted By: Old Rabbit

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 04:32 PM

Dang, I need to start getting up earlier.
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/07/20 09:20 PM

roflmao
Posted By: TEXASLEFTY

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/08/20 01:19 AM

That’s funny!
Posted By: Mr. T.

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/09/20 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by snake oil
clap

X2
Posted By: pigplinker

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/13/20 05:40 AM

rofl
Posted By: Stub

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/13/20 05:36 PM

roflmao
Posted By: Pope&Young

Re: Ole Hunters - 01/16/20 03:56 PM

rofl
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