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The Exam

Posted By: Bass&More

The Exam - 07/29/19 12:10 PM

A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove...

As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."

The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."

The doctor says, "Mine is."

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Posted By: kmon11

Re: The Exam - 07/29/19 06:02 PM

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Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: The Exam - 07/29/19 07:29 PM

My appointment would be done right then....NOPE....we're done!
Posted By: Cajun Raider

Re: The Exam - 07/30/19 12:53 AM

bolt
Posted By: Simple Searcher

Re: The Exam - 07/30/19 01:01 AM

eek2
Posted By: Bass&More

Re: The Exam - 07/30/19 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
My appointment would be done right then....NOPE....we're done!



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Posted By: Jeff in TX

Re: The Exam - 07/30/19 03:46 PM

Hey doc, why are your hands on my shoulders? crazy

True story, in 2001 I had to have my gallbladder removed. As I was being put under, my doctor leaned down and said "you're vasectomy will take no time at all"! I remember a split second of whaaaaa, then I woke up in the recovery room!
Posted By: PMK

Re: The Exam - 07/30/19 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Jeff in TX
Hey doc, why are your hands on my shoulders? crazy

True story, in 2001 I had to have my gallbladder removed. As I was being put under, my doctor leaned down and said "you're vasectomy will take no time at all"! I remember a split second of whaaaaa, then I woke up in the recovery room!

eeks333
Posted By: Breath-Taker Whitetails

Re: The Exam - 08/05/19 04:51 AM

Lord have mercy
Posted By: pigplinker

Re: The Exam - 08/05/19 09:40 AM

bolt
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