Beer warning

WARNING: This could be dangerous to men if their women friends read it.



Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent

analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain

Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 12 large drafts of beer within

a one (1) hour period.

( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all

these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.



No further testing was considered necessary!!

What about the man-boobs?

12 beers in an hour, they obviously had to pee sitting down, they likely couldn't stand up..

That explains it for those who drink that much beer. But what about “men” who act that way and don’t drink.