Retirement center

Posted By: TCM3

Retirement center - 04/05/19 04:37 PM

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!? Like a newborn baby?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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Posted By: Cast

Re: Retirement center - 04/05/19 04:50 PM

B+

Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Retirement center - 04/05/19 05:34 PM

Posted By: TEXASLEFTY

Re: Retirement center - 04/06/19 06:15 AM

Lmao

Posted By: redhaze

Re: Retirement center - 04/06/19 01:40 PM

Funny and getting closer!

Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Retirement center - 04/07/19 05:36 PM

Posted By: DLALLDER

Re: Retirement center - 04/07/19 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Cast

B+

Cast, I don't know how old you are but wait till you reach 70-72, it will be an A+!!!

Posted By: Cast

Re: Retirement center - 04/07/19 07:26 PM

68. It�s a good joke but I�ve heard it and told it before. One that I haven�t heard as good as this one gets the A+. From me, a B+ is a good score.

Posted By: pigplinker