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Be cool William

Posted By: Cast

Be cool William - 12/19/18 04:43 PM

I was at the deli counter behind another dad and his son the other day. He had his hands full – the kid was screaming for candy, cookies… all sorts of things. The dad kept saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, this won’t take long. Just chill out.”

He had another outburst in the cereal aisle and his dad just said “Settle down, William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, buddy.”

At the checkout, I see him in the next lane over and the kid is throwing items out of the cart. His Dad says again, super-calmly, “William… William, relax! Don’t get upset. We’ll be home in ten minutes. Just stay cool, William.” It was impressive.

So, as we’re both walking out of the store I turned to him and said “I’m sure it’s none of my business, but you were amazing back there. I don’t know how you kept your composure. I might have snapped if my son was in that kind of mood. William is very lucky to have you as his dad!”

And he said “Thanks! But actually, I’m William. This little turd’s name is Collin.”
Posted By: Cast

Re: Be cool William - 12/19/18 04:43 PM

banana
Posted By: RayB

Re: Be cool William - 12/19/18 04:54 PM

roflmao
Posted By: NORML as can be

Re: Be cool William - 12/19/18 04:59 PM

loser8
Posted By: Dave Davidson

Re: Be cool William - 12/20/18 09:29 AM

Love ut
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Be cool William - 12/20/18 11:55 AM

smile
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Be cool William - 12/20/18 05:06 PM

rofl
Posted By: Bass&More

Re: Be cool William - 12/21/18 06:56 PM

up up peep
Posted By: Cajun Raider

Re: Be cool William - 12/22/18 12:43 AM

clapTelling it like it is.
Posted By: pigplinker

Re: Be cool William - 12/23/18 09:46 AM

up
Posted By: Cast

Re: Be cool William - 12/23/18 02:15 PM

I believe this is my first joke to get 100% approval. Well done me!
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