Posted By: Bass&More
At confession - 12/12/18 02:15 PM
A teenage boy goes to confession. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I’ve had premarital relations.”
The priest says “My son, who was the young lady? Was it Mary O’Toole?”
“I won’t say her name. I don’t want her to get in trouble.”
“Was it Jane Thompson? Laura Smith?”
“Father, I’m not saying who it was.”
He exits the confessional and his friend asks “What’d you get?”
“Ten Hail Mary’s, five Our Father’s, and three good leads.”
The priest says “My son, who was the young lady? Was it Mary O’Toole?”
“I won’t say her name. I don’t want her to get in trouble.”
“Was it Jane Thompson? Laura Smith?”
“Father, I’m not saying who it was.”
He exits the confessional and his friend asks “What’d you get?”
“Ten Hail Mary’s, five Our Father’s, and three good leads.”
