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Bad joke time kiddies

Posted By: Cast

Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:34 PM

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. “Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don’t allow smoking in here. You’ll have to step outside to smoke.”

So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.

The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. “Hey you two!” he shouts. “Stop making spectacles of yourselves!”
Posted By: HuntnFly67

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:39 PM

Yup, nailed it...that was a bad one. grin
Posted By: Cast

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:44 PM

Didn’t like that one? Try this one.

The family was at the dinner table and one son says "Dad,I'm gay. Dad shaking his head, looks to his other son and ask, "What about you"? Son replies, "I'm gay too". The father, really upset, says "Does anyone in this family like girls"? The daughter raises her hand and replies, "I do".
Posted By: HuntnFly67

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:48 PM

That one got me to giggle.
Posted By: Palehorse

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:52 PM

This guy walks into a bar. The next guy ducks his head.
Posted By: Brother in-law

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:53 PM

Worst joke ever
Posted By: Palehorse

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:58 PM

Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, let me have a beer and a mop."
Posted By: pertnear

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 02:59 PM

confused2 barf
Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/10/18 09:11 PM

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/11/18 03:48 AM

I knew better lol
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Bad joke time kiddies - 10/11/18 10:22 AM

funny
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