Fly hunting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.


“What are you doing?” she asked.


“Hunting flies, ” he responded.


“Oh! Killing any?” she asked.


“Yep, 3 males, 2 females, ” he replied.


Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”



He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”