The price of gas in Paris

A thief in Paris jplanned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre




After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to
send this on to someone else....


I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse

Hey Ox, that's pretty good. Did you come up with it or 'borrow it' from somewhere?

Got it from a friend.

C-

Good try

I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint

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