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Going to church in Chicago

Posted By: Bass&More

Going to church in Chicago - 03/15/18 11:21 AM

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?

He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right ---

My car was gone !







Amen peep
Posted By: SnakeWrangler

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/15/18 12:03 PM

clap
Posted By: Cast

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/15/18 05:08 PM

Nope
Posted By: redhaze

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/15/18 06:42 PM

confused
Posted By: decook

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/15/18 08:39 PM

A +
Posted By: texasag93

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/16/18 01:49 AM

cyclo
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/16/18 04:57 AM

roflmao
Posted By: sleepyhunter

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/16/18 04:56 PM

happy3
Posted By: Stray Cat

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/17/18 12:53 PM

roflmao
Posted By: Deerhunter61

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/19/18 02:19 AM

Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
clap
Posted By: TEXASLEFTY

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/19/18 02:58 AM

Funny
Posted By: pigplinker

Re: Going to church in Chicago - 03/20/18 06:43 AM

Been there and it wasn't funny. This is because I'm not walking. roflmao
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